9 picks · a night at the video store
Killer toys and household objects
Everything in this room needs a warning label.
Crap Movies Club editorial · Updated
A killer object is funny before the film has done any work. The harder task is finding enough interesting things for a tyre, a bed or a pair of jeans to do. This shelf includes both efficient horror-comedy setups and slower experiments that use the premise to go somewhere stranger.
The miniature assassins have a different appeal from the haunted appliances: they can become characters in their own right. Mix the scales across a double feature rather than assuming every film with an absurd object has the same rhythm.
Before you press play
Slaxx and Death Spa are useful group-night choices with clear targets and colourful escalation. Rubber is more interested in audience expectations, and Death Bed has a drifting, dreamlike pace. Save those two for people curious about unusual filmmaking as well as unusual killers.
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A clothing launch gives the killer jeans a crowded workplace and a very unhelpful management structure. The satire gives the film something to do between attacks, making this a strong opening choice.
For your group: Bloody kills and workplace exploitation are central; the joke has a sharp edge.

Choose this for an ensemble night of neon, gym equipment and excessive personal grievances. The haunted health club provides a whole building of potential weapons instead of one prop doing all the work.
For your group: Gory and intentionally extravagant, with a complicated supernatural explanation.

The returning puppets have distinctive methods and readable silhouettes, which makes comparing favourites part of the fun. The hotel and resurrection business provide the human-scale mess around them.
For your group: Practical puppetry is a strength; the surrounding drama can be slower and less convincing.

The wartime setting changes the puppets' targets and gives their origin story a more melodramatic shape. A useful second look at the series if the group already likes the miniature performers.
For your group: Nazi persecution and wartime violence make the material darker than a toy-shop romp.

A tiny policeman is a particularly sensible opponent for murderous toys. The scale match is the attraction, and the short feature length makes it a possible extra for a group with energy left.
For your group: Recycled setup and crossover assumptions can make it feel slight as a main event.

The industrial laundry machine forces a police investigation to take an exceptionally undignified suspect seriously. Put this on for grand performances and mythology that keeps outgrowing the appliance.
For your group: Gruesome workplace deaths. The film pursues its premise with considerable seriousness.

A psychic tyre offers immediate novelty, but the audience watching it inside the film is just as important. Choose this when the room enjoys arguing about why a movie is showing them something.
For your group: Deliberately self-aware and digressive; it does not simply race from one tyre attack to the next.

The eating bed and the observer trapped behind a painting create a peculiar little universe. It is an interesting late-night curiosity for a small group willing to settle into a waking dream.
For your group: Slow, detached and surreal. A poor choice if everyone expects brisk slasher comedy.

The elderly hosts and child visitor give the murderous dolls a dark fairy-tale framework. Choose it for a compact story with tangible little monsters and imaginative practical punishment.
For your group: Bloody attacks and cruel adults; the toy premise does not make it a children’s film.
TWO TAPES, ONE EVENING
Our double feature
Start with the retail satire of Slaxx, then move to the neon health-club excess of Death Spa. Both give ordinary commercial spaces a murderous personality, with plenty of different ways for the fixtures to misbehave.
Research and further reading
Film details and posters come from TMDB. Explore the reviews below for more on these films.
