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CrapScore 56, Certified Crap

Dolls

“They walk. They talk. They kill.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 56, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Stranded travellers shelter with an elderly couple whose dolls have strong opinions about adult behaviour. Stuart Gordon blends a child's fairy-tale outlook with vicious little attacks and inventive practical grotesquerie. A compact haunted-toy option for viewers comfortable with the bedtime story turning bloody.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
4/10
Plot
7.5/10
Effects
3/10
Dialogue
5.5/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “The guest-room toys have a strict code of conduct.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 56

Synopsis and movie facts

A precocious girl, her nasty parents, two punk-rock losers and a weak-kneed salesman inadvertently become the guests of two ghoulish senior citizens in their dark, haunted mansion.

Released
1987
Directed by
Stuart Gordon
Running time
77 min

Starring

  • Ian Patrick Williams as David Bower
  • Carolyn Purdy-Gordon as Rosemary Bower
  • Carrie Lorraine as Judy Bower
  • Guy Rolfe as Gabriel Hartwicke
  • Hilary Mason as Hilary Hartwicke
  • Bunty Bailey as Isabel Prange
  • Cassie Stuart as Enid
  • Stephen Lee as Ralph Morris

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 24341.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review praises specific doll attacks and human-doll effects while discussing the child's-eye perspective.

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