
Dolls
“They walk. They talk. They kill.”
Certified Crap. CrapScore 56, rated by 1 admin.
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Stranded travellers shelter with an elderly couple whose dolls have strong opinions about adult behaviour. Stuart Gordon blends a child's fairy-tale outlook with vicious little attacks and inventive practical grotesquerie. A compact haunted-toy option for viewers comfortable with the bedtime story turning bloody.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 4/10
- Plot
- 7.5/10
- Effects
- 3/10
- Dialogue
- 5.5/10
- Rewatchability
- 8/10
“The guest-room toys have a strict code of conduct.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 56
Synopsis and movie facts
A precocious girl, her nasty parents, two punk-rock losers and a weak-kneed salesman inadvertently become the guests of two ghoulish senior citizens in their dark, haunted mansion.
- Released
- 1987
- Directed by
- Stuart Gordon
- Running time
- 77 min
Starring
- Ian Patrick Williams as David Bower
- Carolyn Purdy-Gordon as Rosemary Bower
- Carrie Lorraine as Judy Bower
- Guy Rolfe as Gabriel Hartwicke
- Hilary Mason as Hilary Hartwicke
- Bunty Bailey as Isabel Prange
- Cassie Stuart as Enid
- Stephen Lee as Ralph Morris
Research behind this pick
Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.
- Film reference · themoviedb.org
Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 24341.
- Review · moriareviews.com
The review praises specific doll attacks and human-doll effects while discussing the child's-eye perspective.
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