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So bad it’s good

So bad they’re worth watching. Highest CrapScore first: #1 is the club’s most entertainingly bad movie.

The top 10 rated movies, ordered by the average of the admins’ scores. Ties go to the movie more admins scored, then alphabetically. How CrapScore works.

See the lowest scores → Hall of Shame
  1. Rank 1

    Troll 2 1990

    Crapmaster Classic, rated by 1 admin. Directed by Claudio Fragasso

    “The goblins want you to eat your greens. Your friends want you to watch this.”

  2. Rank 2

    Birdemic: Shock and Terror 2010

    Crapmaster Classic, rated by 1 admin. Directed by James Nguyen

    “Nature strikes back using the office presentation software.”

  3. Rank 3

    Fateful Findings 2012

    Crapmaster Classic, rated by 1 admin. Directed by Neil Breen

    “The truth is out there. The laptops are having a terrible time.”

  4. Rank 4

    The Room 2003

    Crapmaster Classic, rated by 1 admin. Directed by Tommy Wiseau

    “A relationship drama assembled by someone who has heard rumours about human conversation.”

  5. Rank 5

    Plan 9 from Outer Space 1957

    Crapmaster Classic, rated by 1 admin. Directed by Edward D. Wood Jr.

    “The apocalypse has nine plans and approximately three dollars.”

  6. Rank 6

    R.O.T.O.R. 1987

    Crapmaster Classic, rated by 1 admin. Directed by Cullen Blaine

    “The future of law enforcement has failed its probation.”

  7. Rank 7

    Hard Ticket to Hawaii 1987

    Crapmaster Classic, rated by 1 admin. Directed by Andy Sidaris

    “A tropical holiday with a weapons budget and a deeply unreasonable snake.”

  8. Rank 8

    Robo Vampire 1988

    Crapmaster Classic, rated by 1 admin. Directed by Joe Livingstone

    “The robot cop and the vampire have both declined to explain this screenplay.”

  9. Rank 9

    Love on a Leash 2011

    Premium Crap, rated by 1 admin. Directed by Fen Tian

    “Sit. Stay. Explain absolutely any part of this relationship.”

  10. Rank 10

    Miami Connection 1987

    Premium Crap, rated by 1 admin. Directed by Y.K. Kim

    “Friendship, synth rock and ninja violence: the complete extracurricular programme.”

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