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CrapScore 90, Crapmaster Classic

Robo Vampire

“Past And Present Meets In This Land Of Turmoil!”

Crapmaster Classic. CrapScore 90, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Drug smugglers, hopping vampires and a rebuilt law-enforcement agent collide in a plot with little interest in staying on one track. The cyborg costume and supernatural detours are so gloriously unconvincing that narrative coherence becomes a distant luxury.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
8.5/10
Plot
10/10
Effects
10/10
Dialogue
8.5/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “The robot cop and the vampire have both declined to explain this screenplay.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 90

Synopsis and movie facts

Narcotics agent Tom Wilde is given a second chance at life after being shot and killed. In a futuristic experiment, agent Wilde is returned to life as an Android Robot. He is sent on a very dangerous mission into the depths of the golden Triangle to rescue Sophie, a beautiful undercover agent who has been captured by the evil drug warlord Mr. Young and his inhuman creation the Vampire Beast.

Released
1988
Directed by
Joe Livingstone
Running time
90 min

Starring

  • Robin Mackay
  • Nian Watts
  • Harry Myles
  • Joe Browne
  • Nick Norman
  • George Tripos
  • David Borg
  • Diana Byrne

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