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CrapScore 75, Premium Crap

Death Spa

“You’ll sweat blood!”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 75, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A computer-controlled health club develops a murderous supernatural problem. Haunted equipment, neon workout culture and wildly personal melodrama combine in a gleefully overloaded horror outing; pair it with Killer Workout for a convincing argument against joining a gym.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
5/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
8.5/10
  • “The membership cancellation form is written in blood.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 75

Synopsis and movie facts

Michael's health club is beseiged with a series of terrible murders involving killer saunas and other grisly devices. Michael's wife killed herself a while before and her brother holds Michael responsible. Michael needs to stop the bloodshed before he loses all of his clients.

Released
1988
Directed by
Michael Fischa
Running time
87 min

Starring

  • William Bumiller as Michael Evans
  • Brenda Bakke as Laura Danvers
  • Shari Shattuck as Catherine
  • Ken Foree as Marvin
  • Merritt Butrick as David Avery
  • Robert Lipton as Tom
  • Alexa Hamilton as Priscilla Wayne
  • Rosalind Cash as Sgt. Stone

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