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CrapScore 85, Premium Crap

Starcrash

“A galactic adventure beyond your wildest dreams!”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 85, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A space adventurer bounces between robots, monsters and villainous speeches in a galaxy lit like a Christmas display. The toy-box effects and breathless plotting chase epic grandeur so enthusiastically that the imitation becomes its own camp attraction.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7.5/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
9/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
9/10
  • “The galaxy has been saved by glitter, stop-motion and unreasonable confidence.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 85

Synopsis and movie facts

A pair of smugglers manage to pick up a castaway while running from the authorities, who turns out to be the only survivor from a secret mission to destroy a mysterious superweapon designed by the evil Count Zartharn. The smugglers are soon recruited by the Emperor to complete the mission, as well as to rescue the Emperor's son, who has gone missing.

Released
1978
Directed by
Luigi Cozzi
Running time
92 min

Starring

  • Marjoe Gortner as Akton
  • Caroline Munro as Stella Star
  • Christopher Plummer as The Emperor
  • David Hasselhoff as Simon
  • Robert Tessier as Thor
  • Joe Spinell as Count Zartharn
  • Nadia Cassini as Corelia, Queen of the Amazons
  • Judd Hamilton as Elle / Jiakta

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