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Campy space adventures

Big galaxies. Very questionable command decisions.

Crap Movies Club editorial · Updated

Space opera gives a small production an enormous wish list: strange planets, alien crowds, elaborate ships and the fate of civilisation. The films here respond with miniature ingenuity, gaudy costumes, borrowed footage or a heroic refusal to scale anything down.

Some are capable pulp adventures with a sense of humour; others earn their place through the distance between the galaxy promised and the locations available. Treat good model work as part of the attraction, rather than assuming that an inexpensive spaceship must be a bad one.

Before you press play

Starcrash and Space Mutiny favour a rowdy room. Battle Beyond the Stars is the steadier adventure choice. Spaced Invaders aims at a younger comedy audience, while Space Truckers brings rougher humour. Check individual film details before planning a family night.

Go straight to the double feature ↓
  1. 01 / 1978 · 92 min

    Starcrash

    CrapScore 85 / 100 · How we score

    Each new stop feels like another opportunity to unveil a costume, robot or creature. It is an especially generous pick for viewers who want the galaxy to keep changing colour and changing its mind.

    For your group: Breathless plotting and broad villainy; following every rule is unlikely to improve the evening.

  2. 02 / 1988 · 93 min

    Space Mutiny

    CrapScore 89 / 100 · How we score

    The spaceship's very earthly interiors and small-vehicle chases give the room things to inspect in almost every scene. Its enormous dramatic confidence makes the scale mismatch funnier.

    For your group: Loud performances and visible continuity problems are the attraction, not polished space combat.

  3. 03 / 1980 · 103 min

    Battle Beyond the Stars

    CrapScore 54 / 100 · How we score

    Recruiting an eccentric team gives this adventure a firm spine. Choose it when friends want camp flavour and imaginative models while still having a reasonably coherent mission to follow.

    For your group: The craft is often genuinely good; this is a pulpy adventure rather than an across-the-board failure.

  4. 04 / 1978 · 105 min

    Message from Space

    CrapScore 66 / 100 · How we score

    Magical seeds recruiting interplanetary rescuers give the space quest a fairy-tale flavour. It works well for viewers who like ornate costumes, improbable alliances and rules explained with absolute confidence.

    For your group: A busy mixture of fantasy and science fiction, with plenty of mythology to absorb.

  5. 05 / 1996 · 95 min

    Space Truckers

    CrapScore 66 / 100 · How we score

    The working-haulier setup makes the future feel like a grubby roadside stop. Dennis Hopper, strange cargo and eccentric pirates provide a different social world from another galactic palace.

    For your group: Adult humour and grotesque details; the imaginative design deserves attention on its own terms.

  6. 06 / 1983 · 90 min

    Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone

    CrapScore 59 / 100 · How we score

    The bounty hunter and younger guide create a useful argumentative pair as the rescue crosses mutant territory. Pick it for comic-book landscapes and a familiar adventure rhythm.

    For your group: Pulp peril and exploitation elements; the original 3D presentation is not reproduced by a standard stream.

  7. 07 / 1983 · 84 min

    Space Raiders

    CrapScore 52 / 100 · How we score

    A child travelling with space outlaws gives the recycled spectacle a small emotional anchor. This fits a quieter second slot when the group wants a straightforward rescue adventure.

    For your group: Limited scope and reused effects footage; set expectations below a sprawling interplanetary epic.

  8. 08 / 1990 · 100 min

    Spaced Invaders

    CrapScore 62 / 100 · How we score

    Halloween lets the visiting aliens misread an entire town, which gives the invasion an accessible comic engine. A lighter alternative for viewers more interested in rubber-faced visitors than galactic war.

    For your group: Broad family-oriented humour and misunderstandings, with little interest in scary alien horror.

  9. 09 / 1974 · 83 min

    Dark Star

    CrapScore 66 / 100 · How we score

    A worn-out crew turns space exploration into a maintenance job that has lasted far too long. This is a good change of rhythm after a film full of heroic speeches and galactic royalty.

    For your group: Deliberate deadpan satire with a homemade visual style and stretches of quiet, absurd conversation.

TWO TAPES, ONE EVENING

Our double feature

  1. Starcrash · 92 min
  2. Battle Beyond the Stars · 103 min

Starcrash opens with colourful cosmic excess. Battle Beyond the Stars follows with a clearer team-building story and inventive spacecraft, giving the evening a satisfying change from chaos to camaraderie.

Research and further reading

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