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CrapScore 64, Certified Crap

Santa's Slay

“He's making a list... pray you're not on it.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 64, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A murderous Santa arrives with a supernatural backstory and a professional wrestler's approach to seasonal generosity. The violence and festive wordplay are deliberately comic; the opening mayhem sets a pace that the rest of the thin story cannot always sustain.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
3/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
6/10
  • “Santa has replaced the naughty list with direct action.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 64

Synopsis and movie facts

Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an angel, so he became the giver of toys and happiness. But this year the bet is off, and Santa is about to return to his evil ways.

Released
2005
Directed by
David Steiman
Running time
85 min

Starring

  • Bill Goldberg as Santa
  • Douglas Smith as Nicolas Yuleson
  • Emilie de Ravin as Mary 'Mac' Mackenzie
  • Robert Culp as Grandpa
  • Dave Thomas as Pastor Timmons
  • Saul Rubinek as Mr. Green
  • Rebecca Gayheart as Gwen Mason
  • Chris Kattan as Jason Mason

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