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CrapScore 70, Premium Crap

Elves

“They're Not Working For Santa...Anymore”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 70, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A department-store Christmas becomes entangled with a Nazi conspiracy and one deeply unconvincing elf. The plot is astonishingly overqualified for the available creature, but slow stretches and meandering explanations keep the holiday madness from becoming a reliable crowd-pleaser.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
10/10
Effects
8/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
4/10
  • “One elf. Several conspiracies. A deeply overworked explanation.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 70

Synopsis and movie facts

While conducting a pagan ritual in the woods with her friends, Kirsten inadvertently awakens the spirit of a demonic Christmas elf involved in a neo-Nazi plot to bring about the master race. After the rent-a-Santa in her department store is murdered, an unemployed, alcoholic ex-cop takes the job and the two set out to unravel the mystery.

Released
1989
Directed by
Jeffrey Mandel
Running time
89 min

Starring

  • Dan Haggerty as Mike McGavin
  • Julie Austin as Kirsten
  • Deanna Lund as Kirsten's Mother
  • Borah Silver as Kirsten's Grandfather
  • Mansell Rivers-Bland as Rubinkreuz
  • Christopher Graham as Willy
  • Laura Lichstein as Brooke
  • Stacey Dye as Amy

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