
Cooties
“Please don't feed the children.”
Certified Crap. CrapScore 63, rated by 1 admin.
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An elementary school's teachers discover that infected pupils have turned into an exceptionally hostile crowd. The faculty's existing frustrations become survival problems in a deliberately tasteless outbreak comedy. Strong supporting performers give the siege more personality than its one-joke premise suggests.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 3.5/10
- Plot
- 8.5/10
- Effects
- 4/10
- Dialogue
- 7.5/10
- Rewatchability
- 8/10
“The staff meeting has become an emergency defence briefing.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 63
Synopsis and movie facts
A mysterious virus hits an isolated elementary school, transforming the kids into a feral swarm of mass savages. An unlikely hero must lead a motley band of teachers in the fight of their lives.
- Released
- 2014
- Directed by
- Cary Murnion
- Running time
- 88 min
Starring
- Elijah Wood as Clint
- Alison Pill as Lucy
- Rainn Wilson as Wade
- Jack McBrayer as Tracy
- Nasim Pedrad as Rebekkah
- Leigh Whannell as Doug
- Morgan Lily as Tamra
- Rebecca Marshall as Emily Dopkins
Research behind this pick
Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.
- Film reference · themoviedb.org
Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 241843.
- Review · moriareviews.com
The review praises the supporting cast's comic performances within the teacher-versus-infected-children setup.
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