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CrapScore 75, Premium Crap

Zombeavers

“You'll all be dammed!”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 75, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A cabin weekend meets undead beavers, and the furry puppets are only the beginning of the bad decisions. Crude jokes, familiar teen-horror behavior and knowingly absurd creature effects keep the comedy chewing. It is a deliberate spoof, with enough escalation to outlive its one-joke title.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6.5/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
8/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “The cabin is wooden. The attackers are beavers. Excellent planning.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 75

Synopsis and movie facts

College friends find their weekend of sex and debauchery ruined when deadly zombie beavers swarm their riverside cabin.

Released
2014
Directed by
Jordan Rubin
Running time
77 min

Starring

  • Rachel Melvin as Mary
  • Cortney Palm as Zoe
  • Lexi Atkins as Jenn
  • Hutch Dano as Sam
  • Jake Weary as Tommy
  • Peter Gilroy as Buck
  • Rex Linn as Smythe
  • Brent Briscoe as Winston Gregorson

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