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CrapScore 73, Premium Crap

Yakuza Apocalypse

“The Great War of the Underworld.”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 73, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
An apprentice inherits his gangster boss's vampirism and enters a conflict with an increasingly unreasonable collection of opponents. Takashi Miike eventually adds a martial-arts frog mascot to the problem. The deliberate chaos takes its time, but there are images here that a sensible crime film would never dare submit.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
9.5/10
Effects
5/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “Organised crime has lost control of the mascot budget.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 73

Synopsis and movie facts

When young protege Akira Kageyama is bitten by his dying vampire boss, Genyo Kamiura, he must get used to his new powers before seeking revenge.

Released
2015
Directed by
Takashi Miike
Running time
115 min
Original title
極道大戦争

Starring

  • Hayato Ichihara as Akira Kageyama
  • Riko Narumi as Kyoko
  • Lily Franky as Genyo motherfucking Kamiura
  • Reiko Takashima as Sosuke Zenba
  • Sho Aoyagi as Yakuza bitchboy
  • Yayan Ruhian as Mad Dog
  • Kiyohiko Shibukawa as Hideaki Aratetsu
  • Mio Yuki as Vampire High School Student

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Yakuza Apocalypse (2015), directed by Takashi Miike. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.

  • Review · rogerebert.com

    RogerEbert.com enjoys the film's anarchic mixture, describing the martial-arts frog and surreal gangsters while acknowledging its endurance-test length. Indexed review text consulted.

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