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CrapScore 66, Certified Crap

Wonder Women

“The Most DEADLY WOMEN who ever stalked The EARTH.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 66, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
An insurance investigator follows missing athletes to a surgeon with an alarming spare-parts business. An island army, martial arts and transplant science jostle for space in this lurid adventure. The premise supplies the best laughs; the long final shootout requires some patience.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
5/10
Dialogue
6.5/10
Rewatchability
6.5/10
  • “Your policy does not cover the mad scientist's parts department.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 66

Synopsis and movie facts

Dr. Tsu is a brilliant surgeon with her own exotic island off the coast of Manila. Using her sexy, all-girl army of martial-arts experts, Tsu kidnaps some of the world's greatest athletes. She is able to transplant any body part, so she uses the athletes for spare parts to sell to the world's richest men. Mike Harber is a womanizing, wise-cracking insurance investigator for Lloyd's of London sent to Manila to investigate the disappearance of a jai-alai player, and becomes involved with Dr. Tsu's mad mission.

Released
1973
Directed by
Robert Vincent O'Neil
Running time
82 min

Starring

  • Maria De Aragon as Linda
  • Roberta Collins as Laura
  • Ross Hagen as Mike Harber
  • Claire Polan as Vera
  • Nancy Kwan as Dr. Tsu
  • Tony Lorea as Paulson / Lorenzo
  • Sid Haig as Gregorious
  • Vic Diaz as Lapu-Lapu

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Wonder Women (1973), directed by Robert Vincent O'Neil. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.

  • Review · millionmonkeytheater.com

    The review describes the absurd island operation and insurance-investigator adventure but criticises the final quarter's repetitive shooting. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.

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