We Are Zombies
Certified Crap. CrapScore 64, rated by 1 admin.
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Three slackers try to profit from a city where the undead have become a marginalised part of everyday life. Corporate exploitation and a kidnapped grandmother complicate the scheme. The social premise offers good comic opportunities, though the story stops with several threads still loose.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 4.5/10
- Plot
- 8.5/10
- Effects
- 4.5/10
- Dialogue
- 7/10
- Rewatchability
- 7.5/10
“The zombie economy has created some particularly questionable entry-level jobs.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 64
Synopsis and movie facts
In a city infested with the LIVING-IMPAIRED aka non-cannibal zombies - three slackers after easy money must fight small-time crooks and an evil megacorporation to save their kidnapped grandma.
- Released
- 2024
- Directed by
- François Simard
- Running time
- 80 min
Starring
- Alexandre Nachi as Karl Neard
- Derek Johns as Freddy Mercks
- Megan Peta Hill as Maggie
- Vincent Leclerc as Seth Mckenna
- Benz Antoine as Hannity
- Carlo Mestroni as Don
- Guy Nadon as Bob Coleman
- Patrick Abellard as Stanley
Research behind this pick
Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.
- Film reference · themoviedb.org
Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 1139106. Review uses a different release year; the catalogue follows the canonical TMDB release date.
- Review · moriareviews.com
The review finds the undead social-underclass idea amusing but criticises the incomplete ending.
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