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CrapScore 58, Certified Crap

Waterworld

“Beyond the horizon lies the secret to a new beginning.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 58, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A solitary mariner navigates a drowned world while Dennis Hopper's pirate regime turns every encounter into a noisy production. The enormous sets and physical action deserve credit; the eccentric social rules and relentless scale make the adventure a generous source of aquatic pulp spectacle.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5.5/10
Plot
7/10
Effects
2.5/10
Dialogue
6.5/10
Rewatchability
7.5/10
  • “A magnificent floating world with appalling neighbour relations.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 58

Synopsis and movie facts

In a futuristic world where the polar ice caps have melted and made Earth a liquid planet, a beautiful barmaid rescues a mutant seafarer from a floating island prison. They escape, along with her young charge, Enola, and sail off aboard his ship. But the trio soon becomes the target of a menacing pirate who covets the map to 'Dryland'—which is tattooed on Enola's back.

Released
1995
Directed by
Kevin Reynolds
Running time
135 min

Starring

  • Kevin Costner as Mariner
  • Dennis Hopper as Deacon
  • Jeanne Tripplehorn as Helen
  • Tina Majorino as Enola
  • R. D. Call as Enforcer
  • Gerard Murphy as Nord
  • Michael Jeter as Old Gregor
  • Rick Aviles as Gatesman

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