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CrapScore 69, Certified Crap

Water Park Shark

“No food in the pool. Except you.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 69, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Mutant sharks invade the slides while a crooked mayor's cryptocurrency scheme makes a bad day worse. The threat is flimsy and the effects visibly artificial, but the cast treats the water-park nonsense as a comedy. A toothless shark named Gums sums up the mood: knowingly silly summer fluff.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
7/10
Dialogue
6.5/10
Rewatchability
7/10
  • “The lazy river has teeth. Gums, unfortunately, does not.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 69

Synopsis and movie facts

Sharks breach a seaside water park during the debut of a new ride, forcing a lifeguard and the town’s police chief to contain the chaos and protect guests from becoming prey.

Released
2026
Directed by
Anthony C. Ferrante
Running time
91 min

Starring

  • David Chokachi as Coach
  • Chelsea Gilson as Peyton Ivy
  • Kacie Patricia as Mikhaila Ivy
  • Hector Becerra as Mayor Clark Calhoun
  • Michael Shaun Sandy as Deputy Jenkins
  • Snow Feng as Rain
  • Brigdon York as Joshua Dag
  • Rob Eubanks as Crawford

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