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CrapScore 66, Certified Crap

Warlords

“He came out of nowhere. A stranger... a soldier... and maybe a savior”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 66, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
David Carradine wanders through a radioactive future of mutants and desperate confrontations. The cheap setting would be easy to dismiss if the central performers were not so agreeably relaxed about the whole enterprise. A scruffy wasteland rental that seems perfectly happy with its own limitations.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
7/10
Effects
6/10
Dialogue
6.5/10
Rewatchability
6.5/10
  • “The apocalypse is serious business. The leads seem less convinced.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 66

Synopsis and movie facts

In a brutal, radioactive future, fearless warrior Dow is humanity's last hope against the Warlord and his mutant hordes. With the gorgeous, deadly Danny and the strange Ammo at his side, Dow makes desperate war on the fierce desert savages who threaten to overrun the world. Courage and resourcefulness on an heroic scale lead to a final, bitter triumph in this epic action adventure in future tense.

Released
1989
Directed by
Fred Olen Ray
Running time
87 min

Starring

  • David Carradine as Dow
  • Dawn Wildsmith as Danny
  • Sid Haig as The Warlord
  • Ross Hagen as Beaumont
  • Fox Harris as Colonel Cox
  • Robert Quarry as Dr. Mathers
  • Brinke Stevens as Dow's Wife
  • Cleve Hall as Badger

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 29901. Review uses a different release year; the catalogue follows the canonical TMDB release date.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review highlights Carradine and Wildsmith's amusingly laidback approach to the cheap future.

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