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CrapScore 76, Premium Crap

Vampire's Kiss

“Seduction. Romance. Murder. The things one does for love.”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 76, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A publishing executive decides he may be becoming a vampire, and Nicolas Cage treats every scene as a new physical emergency. This is deliberately dark, uncomfortable comedy rather than simple monster schlock; the escalating performance is extraordinary company for the right crowd.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
10/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
2/10
Dialogue
9.5/10
Rewatchability
8.5/10
  • “The alphabet has never required this much commitment.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 76

Synopsis and movie facts

A publishing executive is visited and bitten by a vampire and starts exhibiting erratic behavior. He pushes his secretary to extremes as he tries to come to terms with his affliction.

Released
1989
Directed by
Robert Bierman
Running time
104 min

Starring

  • Nicolas Cage as Peter Loew
  • María Conchita Alonso as Alva Restrepo
  • Jennifer Beals as Rachel
  • Elizabeth Ashley as Dr. Glaser
  • Kasi Lemmons as Jackie
  • Robert Lujan as Emilio
  • Jessica Lundy as Sharon
  • Johnny Walker as Donald

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