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CrapScore 60, Certified Crap

Turbo Kid

“This is the future... This is the year 1997.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 60, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
The future has become a blood-soaked BMX adventure, and a young scavenger has the heroic dreams to match. Turbo Kid deliberately mixes innocent friendship with wildly excessive injury. Its retro affection is unapologetic; bring a tolerance for both sentimental nostalgia and industrial quantities of stage blood.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5.5/10
Plot
7.5/10
Effects
3/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “The apocalypse has excellent cycling infrastructure and terrible first aid.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 60

Synopsis and movie facts

In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, an orphaned teen must battle a ruthless warlord to save the girl of his dreams.

Released
2015
Directed by
Yoann-Karl Whissell
Running time
95 min

Starring

  • Munro Chambers as The Kid
  • Laurence Leboeuf as Apple
  • Michael Ironside as Zeus
  • Aaron Jeffery as Frederic
  • Edwin Wright as Skeletron
  • Romano Orzari as Bagu
  • Steeve Léonard as Scout
  • Orphée Ladouceur-Nguyen as Female Guard

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Turbo Kid (2015), directed by Yoann-Karl Whissell, François Simard, Anouk Whissell. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.

  • Review · rogerebert.com

    Reviews disagree on the nostalgia: RogerEbert.com finds it overly fixated on retro products, while the companion Dread Central review evaluates its exuberant genre mixture. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.

  • Review · dreadcentral.com

    Reviews disagree on the nostalgia: RogerEbert.com finds it overly fixated on retro products, while the companion Dread Central review evaluates its exuberant genre mixture. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.

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