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CrapScore 72, Premium Crap

Tromeo & Juliet

“Body Piercing, Kinky Sex, Dismemberment. The Things That Made Shakespeare Great”

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Why it’s crap
Shakespeare's lovers get dragged through a Troma carnival of body horror, family secrets and outrageous vulgarity. It is deliberately offensive and occasionally almost romantic, with formal verse colliding against dialogue that would get the entire class sent to detention.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
5/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
7/10
  • “Shakespeare has requested that somebody speak to his agent.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 72

Synopsis and movie facts

All the body-piercing, kinky sex, and car crashes that Shakespeare wanted but never had! Join Tromeo and Juliet as they travel through Manhattan's underground in search of climactic love, violence and the American Way.

Released
1996
Directed by
Lloyd Kaufman
Running time
107 min

Starring

  • Jane Jensen as Juliet Capulet
  • Will Keenan as Tromeo Que
  • Valentine Miele as Murray Martini
  • William Beckwith as Cappy Capulet
  • Steve Gibbons as London Arbuckle
  • Sean Gunn as Sammy Capulet
  • Debbie Rochon as Ness
  • Lemmy Kilmister as Narrator

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