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CrapScore 58, Certified Crap

Thir13en Ghosts

“Misery loves company.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 58, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A family inherits a glass house with an exceptionally hostile collection of ghosts. The elaborate creature makeup and design are the genuine draw; frantic editing, shouted exposition and increasingly complicated machinery make the tour an entertainingly noisy ordeal.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
7/10
Effects
2/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
7/10
  • “Thirteen ghosts. Zero chance of getting the deposit back.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 58

Synopsis and movie facts

Arthur and his two children inherit his uncle's estate: a glass house that serves as a prison to twelve ghosts. When the family, accompanied by a nanny and an attorney, enter the house they find themselves trapped inside an evil machine 'designed by the Devil and powered by the dead' to open the Eye of Hell. Aided by a ghost hunter and his rival, a ghost rights activist out to set the ghosts free, the group must do what they can to get out of the house alive.

Released
2001
Directed by
Steve Beck
Running time
91 min

Starring

  • Tony Shalhoub as Arthur
  • Embeth Davidtz as Kalina
  • Matthew Lillard as Rafkin
  • Shannon Elizabeth as Kathy
  • Alec Roberts as Bobby
  • JR Bourne as Ben Moss
  • Rah Digga as Maggie
  • F. Murray Abraham as Cyrus

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