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CrapScore 81, Premium Crap

The Wicker Man

“Some sacrifices must be made”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 81, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A policeman's missing-child investigation turns into a parade of suspicious villagers and increasingly furious Nicolas Cage reactions. The remake's solemn mystery struggles to survive the hero's escalating behaviour, which is far more memorable than the intended dread.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
9.5/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
5.5/10
Dialogue
9.5/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “A missing-child investigation powered by industrial-strength Nicolas Cage.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 81

Synopsis and movie facts

A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community.

Released
2006
Directed by
Neil LaBute
Running time
102 min

Starring

  • Nicolas Cage as Edward Malus
  • Ellen Burstyn as Sister Summersisle
  • Kate Beahan as Sister Willow
  • Frances Conroy as Dr. Moss
  • Molly Parker as Sister Rose / Sister Thorn
  • Leelee Sobieski as Sister Honey
  • Diane Delano as Sister Beech
  • Michael Wiseman as Officer Pete

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