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CrapScore 65, Certified Crap

The Weapons of Death

Certified Crap. CrapScore 65, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A Chinatown kidnapping gathers an entire rescue team of fighters, each eager to solve the problem physically. This Northern California action oddity has rough edges and dialogue to match, but its commitment to the mission is hard to resist. Bring a crowd willing to applaud every new challenger.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
7.5/10
Effects
3/10
Dialogue
7.5/10
Rewatchability
7.5/10
  • “The rescue plan has no quiet option.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 65

Synopsis and movie facts

In San Francisco's Chinatown, a band of thugs kidnaps a girl for a large Chinese gang. Her half-brother gathers a team of expert fighters to get her back.

Released
1981
Directed by
Paul Kyriazi
Running time
90 min

Starring

  • Eric Lee as Eric
  • Gerald Okamura as Chong
  • Bob Ramos as Curt
  • Ralph Catellanos as Bishop
  • Louis Bailey as Carter
  • Sid Campbell
  • Alan Gin as Foon
  • Garrick Huey as David

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: The Weapons of Death (1981), directed by Paul Kyriazi. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.

  • Review · millionmonkeytheater.com

    The reviewer describes laugh-out-loud absurdity and nonsensical dialogue but says the film held his interest throughout. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.

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