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CrapScore 52, Certified Crap

The Velvet Vampire

“She's waiting to love you... to death!”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 52, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A couple accepts a desert invitation from a woman with rather possessive ideas about hospitality. The dreamy landscapes and Celeste Yarnall's presence are worth the trip. Flat dubbing and a muddled ending keep interrupting the spell, so pack patience alongside the sunscreen.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6/10
Plot
7/10
Effects
2/10
Dialogue
5/10
Rewatchability
6/10
  • “The desert weekend has developed a permanent host.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 52

Synopsis and movie facts

A married couple accept the invitation of mysterious vixen Diane LeFanu to visit her in her secluded desert estate. Tensions arise when the couple, unaware at first that Diane is a centuries-old vampire, realize that they are both objects of the pale temptress' seductions.

Released
1971
Directed by
Stephanie Rothman
Running time
80 min

Starring

  • Michael Blodgett as Lee Ritter
  • Sherry E. DeBoer as Susan Ritter
  • Celeste Yarnall as Diane LeFanu
  • Gene Shane as Carl Stoker
  • Jerry Daniels as Juan
  • Sandy Ward as Amos
  • Paul Prokop as Cliff
  • Chris Woodley as Cliff's Girl

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