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CrapScore 65, Certified Crap

The VelociPastor

“A man of the claw”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 65, rated by 2 admins.

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Why it’s crap
The velociraptor has a broken costume and China is east!

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6.8/10
Plot
6/10
Effects
4.8/10
Dialogue
7.8/10
Rewatchability
7/10
  • “Watchable, perhaps, if you feel motivated.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 77

  • “China is east”

    @rockin_racoon, scored it 52

Synopsis and movie facts

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.

Released
2018
Directed by
Brendan Steere
Running time
75 min

Starring

  • Gregory James Cohan as Doug Jones / The VelociPastor
  • Alyssa Kempinski as Carol
  • Daniel Steere as Father Stewart
  • Fernando Pacheco de Castro as Frankie Mermaid
  • Aurelio Voltaire as Altair
  • Yang Jiechang as Wei Chang
  • Jesse Turits as Sam the White Ninja
  • Zachary Steere as Dinosaur Suit Performer

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