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CrapScore 74, Premium Crap

The Stuff

“Are you eating it... or is it eating you?”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 74, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A delicious new dessert is eating its customers from the inside, and corporate America would prefer nobody mention it. The satire has a good idea underneath the uneven plotting, but gooey effects and Michael Moriarty's eccentric delivery make the rough edges half the pleasure.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6.5/10
Plot
7/10
Effects
7.5/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “The snack that eats back has excellent brand awareness.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 74

Synopsis and movie facts

Amalgamated Dairies hires David Rutherford, an FBI man turned industrial saboteur, to investigate a popular new product called “the Stuff,” a new dessert product that is blowing ice cream sales out of the water. Nobody knows how it’s made or what’s in it, but people are lining up to buy it. It's got a delicious flavor to die for!

Released
1985
Directed by
Larry Cohen
Running time
86 min

Starring

  • Michael Moriarty as David 'Mo' Rutherford
  • Andrea Marcovicci as Nicole Kendall
  • Garrett Morris as 'Chocolate Chip' Charlie W. Hobbs
  • Paul Sorvino as Colonel Malcolm Grommett Spears
  • Scott Bloom as Jason
  • Danny Aiello as Vickers
  • Patrick O'Neal as Fletcher
  • James Dixon as Postman

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