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CrapScore 58, Certified Crap

The Saddest Music in the World

“"If you're sad, and like beer, I'm your lady."”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 58, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A Winnipeg beer magnate stages a competition to find the world's saddest music. Guy Maddin turns national rivalry and family melodrama into an elaborate imitation of forgotten cinema. The stylised performances are deliberate, and the comedy lives in the gap between enormous emotion and deadpan delivery.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
2.5/10
Plot
8.5/10
Effects
2.5/10
Dialogue
7.5/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “International sorrow has found a sponsor in the beer industry.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 58

Synopsis and movie facts

In Depression-era Winnipeg, a legless beer baroness hosts a contest for the saddest music in the world, offering a grand prize of $25,000.

Released
2003
Directed by
Guy Maddin
Running time
100 min

Starring

  • Isabella Rossellini as Lady Helen Port-Huntley
  • Mark McKinney as Chester Kent
  • Maria de Medeiros as Narcissa
  • David Fox as Fyodor Kent
  • Ross McMillan as Roderick Kent / Gravillo the Great
  • Louis Negin as Blind Seer
  • Darcy Fehr as Teddy
  • Claude Dorge as Duncan Elksworth

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 37209.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review praises the quiet comedy, national satire and Mark McKinney's vulgar producer performance.

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