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CrapScore 58, Certified Crap

The Relic

“They did the unthinkable. They brought it back.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 58, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A Chicago museum hosts a gala while something enormous investigates its potential dinner guests. Detectives and scientists argue their way through a creature feature that keeps finding fresh reasons to enter a dark corridor. Stan Winston's monster work gives the familiar scare machinery a substantial occupant.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5/10
Plot
7.5/10
Effects
3/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
7.5/10
  • “The museum's newest exhibit prefers its visitors uncatalogued.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 58

Synopsis and movie facts

A homicide detective teams up with an evolutionary biologist to hunt a giant creature that is killing people in a Chicago museum.

Released
1997
Directed by
Peter Hyams
Running time
110 min

Starring

  • Penelope Ann Miller as Dr. Margo Green
  • Tom Sizemore as Lt. Vincent D'Agosta
  • Linda Hunt as Dr. Ann Cuthbert
  • James Whitmore as Dr. Albert Frock
  • Clayton Rohner as Det. Hollingsworth
  • Chi Muoi Lo as Dr. Greg Lee
  • Thomas Ryan as Tom Parkinson
  • Robert Lesser as Mayor Robert Owen

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: The Relic (1997), directed by Peter Hyams. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.

  • Review · rogerebert.com

    Roger Ebert describes a catalogue of familiar horror situations and praises the experienced action direction and creature-effects team. Full review text retained from earlier catalogue research and consulted again on 2026-11-10; no claim of a fresh page download.

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