The Nail Gun Massacre
“Forget about that guy with the chainsaw. And start worrying about the deranged Nail Gun Killer!”
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A helmeted killer dispenses nail-gun murders and muffled wisecracks through a barely coherent revenge story. The awkward conversations and mechanical punchlines are the attraction, but the ugly assault setup makes this a rough choice rather than light party fare.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 8/10
- Plot
- 8/10
- Effects
- 5/10
- Dialogue
- 9/10
- Rewatchability
- 6.5/10
“The punchlines require hearing protection.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 73
Synopsis and movie facts
Following the brutal rape of a young woman by a gang of construction workers, a mysterious figure wearing a motorcycle helmet and driving a gold hearse begins hunting the perpetrators down. The masked avenger's weapon of choice, obviously, is a nail gun, with which he (or could it be she?) takes out the rapists one by one. Just who is this murderous vigilante?
- Released
- 1985
- Directed by
- Bill Leslie
- Running time
- 85 min
Starring
- Rocky Patterson as Doc
- Ron Queen as Sheriff
- Beau Leland as Bubba
- Michelle Meyer as Linda
- Sebrina Lawless as Mother
- Monica Lawless as Baby
- Jerry L. Nelson as Victim #1
- Mike Coady as Mark
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