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CrapScore 61, Certified Crap

The Magic Crane

“Cause and Effect - is Kama”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 61, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A young martial artist encounters a mysterious woman riding a giant crane and becomes entangled in rival schools and magical power. The fantasy keeps expanding until even a cast-iron bell becomes a major weapon. Energetic wuxia for viewers happy to follow spectacle through a crowded plot.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
3.5/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
4/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “The martial-arts tournament has allowed some very large accessories.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 61

Synopsis and movie facts

On his way to a congress of kung fu masters, an initiate falls from a high cliff, only to be rescued by lovely Tien Lam (Anita Mui), who rides a huge crane. The rest of the movie features a battle between warring martial arts factions, an equally fierce rivalry between the two daughters of the Crane Master, the accidental empowerment of an unprincipled master after having eaten half of a secret scroll, a battle with an immense tortoise whose spleeny vapors save a group of poisoned swordsmen, lots of great aerial fights against nearly invincible villains, and the usual blood spurting from assorted mouths.

Released
1993
Directed by
Benny Chan Muk-sing
Running time
93 min
Original title
新仙鶴神針

Starring

  • Tony Leung Chiu-wai as Ma Kwun-Mo
  • Anita Mui Yim-fong as Pak Wan-Fai
  • Rosamund Kwan Chi-Lam as Butterfly Lam
  • Lawrence Ng as So Pang Hoi
  • Damian Lau Chung-Yan as Yat Yeung-Tze
  • Norman Tsui Siu-keung as Lam Hoi-Ping
  • Jay Lau Kam-Ling as Lady Jade Flute
  • Lau Shun as Reverend of Tai Kok Temple

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 70697.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review situates the film in the wuxia fantasy cycle and highlights the absurd bell-wielding climax.

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