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CrapScore 54, Certified Crap

The Love Guru

“His karma is huge.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 54, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Mike Myers plays a self-help celebrity hired to fix a hockey star's love life. The nonstop wordplay, bodily jokes and celebrity appearances offer plenty of material for a post-film argument, but considerably fewer reasons to expect an effortless laugh-along.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
7/10
Effects
3/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
3/10
  • “Spiritual enlightenment has been delayed by another pun.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 54

Synopsis and movie facts

Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.

Released
2008
Directed by
Marco Schnabel
Running time
87 min

Starring

  • Mike Myers as Guru Pitka
  • Jessica Alba as Jane Bullard
  • Justin Timberlake as Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé
  • Romany Malco as Darren Roanoke
  • Meagan Good as Prudence
  • John Oliver as Dick Pants
  • Verne Troyer as Coach Punch Cherkov
  • Manu Narayan as Rajneesh

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