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CrapScore 65, Certified Crap

The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu

Certified Crap. CrapScore 65, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
An office worker learns that he is Lovecraft's last descendant and must help stop ancient monsters. The horror mythology becomes a modest buddy-adventure full of tabletop-gaming jokes and reluctant heroism. Barak Hardley's nervous enthusiast gives the improvised team a useful comic spark.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
4/10
Plot
8.5/10
Effects
5.5/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
7.5/10
  • “The family-history discovery has come with an inconvenient cosmic obligation.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 65

Synopsis and movie facts

Jeff, a down on his luck office worker finds out he is the last living relative of horror novelist H.P. Lovecraft. What he doesn't know is that Lovecraft's monsters are real and will soon threaten the very existence of mankind. Jeff and his best friend Charlie are forced to embark on a perilous adventure and they enlist the help of high school acquaintance, Paul, a self proclaimed Lovecraft specialist. Together the three unlikely heroes must protect an alien relic and prevent the release of an acient evil, known as Cthulhu.

Released
2009
Directed by
Henry Saine
Running time
78 min

Starring

  • Kyle Davis as Jeff
  • Devin McGinn as Charlie
  • Gregg Lawrence as Captain Olaf
  • Edmund Lupinski as Professor Lake
  • Leah McKendrick as Chelsea
  • Richard Riehle as Mr. Snodgrass
  • Oren Skoog as Henry
  • Martin Starr as Clarence

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