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CrapScore 71, Premium Crap

The Humanoid

“Light years beyond tomorrow...”

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Why it’s crap
A power-hungry villain turns a pilot into an almost indestructible weapon in an Italian space fantasy. The Star Wars borrowing is unmistakable, from the ships to the masked authority figure. Richard Kiel's presence and the awkward imitation make it a useful stop on a vintage space-opera night.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5.5/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
7/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
7/10
  • “The galactic takeover has borrowed several familiar design decisions.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 71

Synopsis and movie facts

Hoping to overthrow his brother as ruler of the planet Metropolis, the evil Graal enlists the help of the insane Dr. Kraspin, who has invented a chemical capable of turning an ordinary person into a perfect soldier. They test this chemical on the pilot Golob, turning the unsuspecting victim into a mindless but indestructible automaton possessing superhuman strength. The people of Metropolis must somehow outwit Graal before he can create an army of these soldiers, or their planet will be destroyed.

Released
1979
Directed by
Aldo Lado
Running time
100 min
Original title
L'umanoide

Starring

  • Richard Kiel as Golob
  • Corinne Cléry as Barbara Gibson
  • Barbara Bach as Lady Agatha
  • Leonard Mann as Nick
  • Arthur Kennedy as Dr. Kraspin
  • Ivan Rassimov as Lord Graal
  • Massimo Serato as Great Brother
  • Marco Yeh as Tom Tom

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 73065.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review criticises the slow script and repeated Star Wars visual borrowing while treating it as juvenile fantasy.

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