The Doll Squad
“An elite army of female assassins...in a race against time and death to save the world from a hideously diabolical mass destruction at the hands of a madman no one had ever seen!”
Certified Crap. CrapScore 64, rated by 1 admin.
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A squad of spies tackles sabotage, capture and escape while its wardrobe works overtime. Ted V. Mikels' thriller has the confidence of a much bigger production and gunfire that does not always agree with the soundtrack. Try keeping track of the outfits between assignments.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 6.5/10
- Plot
- 7/10
- Effects
- 6.5/10
- Dialogue
- 5.5/10
- Rewatchability
- 6.5/10
“Counterterrorism has never required so many costume changes.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 64
Synopsis and movie facts
After a terrorist plot to sabotage a Cape Canaveral space mission is discovered, a squad of very attractive and very lethal spies have to locate the culprits.
- Released
- 1973
- Directed by
- Ted V. Mikels
- Running time
- 101 min
Starring
- Michael Ansara as Eamon O'Reilly
- Francine York as Sabrina Kincaid
- Anthony Eisley as Victor Connelly
- Lisa Todd as Maria
- John Carter as Senator Stockwell
- Rafael Campos as Rafael
- Lillian Garrett-Groag as Nancy Malone
- William Bagdad as Joseph
Research behind this pick
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- Film reference · themoviedb.org
TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: The Doll Squad (1973), directed by Ted V. Mikels. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.
- Review · millionmonkeytheater.com
The reviewer highlights incongruous costume changes, repeated reversals and poorly synchronised gunfire, while criticising the improvised-feeling plotting. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.
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