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CrapScore 75, Premium Crap

The Christmas Martian

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Why it’s crap
A Martian visits a Quebec town and befriends its children through a set of encounters that make ordinary holiday magic look restrained. Extravagant performances and visibly economical flying effects turn the festive welcome into an unusually strange family-film artefact.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
8/10
Plot
7.5/10
Effects
8/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
7/10
  • “Season's greetings from a visitor with very conspicuous flight arrangements.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 75

Synopsis and movie facts

A martian comes to a small town in Quebec and becomes friends with the town children. He gives them candy to get the children into his spacecraft. This alarms the parents but he wins them over and they have a great big Christmas party.

Released
1971
Directed by
Bernard Gosselin
Running time
65 min
Original title
Le martien de Noël

Starring

  • Marcel Sabourin as The Visitor
  • Catherine Leduc as Cathy
  • François Gosselin as Frankie
  • Guy L'Écuyer as Mr. Framer
  • Roland Chenail as Police Chief
  • Paul Hébert as Father
  • Louise Poulin-Roy as Mother
  • Paul Berval as Uncle Henry

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 85605.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review describes the Martian and policeman's overacting and visibly penny-pinched flying effects.

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