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CrapScore 68, Certified Crap

The Boneyard

“Dare to Enter, Try to Leave...”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 68, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A psychic investigation at a morgue develops a spectacular assortment of monsters, including a poodle having a truly terrible day. The tonal shifts are wild, but the film's commitment to grotesque practical nonsense makes this an unusually lively night shift.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
4/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
7/10
  • “The morgue's employee handbook needs a section on mutant poodles.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 68

Synopsis and movie facts

Children turned into zombies wreak havoc in a coroner's building with just a burned-out psychic, an experienced cop and two coroners to stop the madness.

Released
1991
Directed by
James Cummins
Running time
98 min

Starring

  • Ed Nelson as Jersey Callum
  • Deborah Rose as Alley Cates
  • Norman Fell as Shepard
  • James Eustermann as Gordon Mullen
  • Denise Young as Dana
  • Willie Stratford as Marty
  • Phyllis Diller as Miss Poopinplatz
  • Robert Yun Ju Ahn as Chen

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