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CrapScore 56, Certified Crap

The Blood of Heroes

“When juggers play there is only one way to live - THE HARD WAY!”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 56, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Civilisation has collapsed, but competitive sport still finds a way to make everybody miserable. Rutger Hauer leads a battered team through a game involving a dog skull and serious injuries. The convincing central action gives this grim sports story weight, while its rulebook supplies the outrageous premise.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
4/10
Plot
7.5/10
Effects
2.5/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “The apocalypse cancelled everything except away fixtures.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 56

Synopsis and movie facts

Set in a futuristic world where the only sport that has survived in a wasted society is the brutal game known as jugging. Sallow, the leader of a rag-tag team, has played in the main Leagues before, but was cast out because of indiscretions with a lady. Now joined by a talented newcomer, Kidda, an ambitious young peasant girl, he and his team find they have one last chance for glory.

Released
1989
Directed by
David Webb Peoples
Running time
100 min

Starring

  • Rutger Hauer as Sallow
  • Joan Chen as Kidda
  • Vincent D'Onofrio as Young Gar
  • Delroy Lindo as Mbulu
  • Anna Katarina as Big Cimber
  • Hugh Keays-Byrne as Lord Vlle
  • Gandhi MacIntyre as Gandhi
  • Max Fairchild as Gonzo

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: The Blood of Heroes (1989), directed by David Webb Peoples. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.

  • Review · badmovies.org

    The review praises the central action but notices background fighters marking time, while describing the team's brutal route toward the league. Full review text retained from earlier catalogue research and consulted again on 2026-11-10; no claim of a fresh page download.

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