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CrapScore 55, Certified Crap

The Black Cobra

“There's muscle in his venom and fire in his heart!”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 55, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Fred Williamson protects a murder witness from a biker gang while maintaining the expression of a man whose cigar is the real priority. This lean Italian cop thriller runs on borrowed tough-guy moves. The attraction is Williamson's unhurried swagger, rather than any new police procedure.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6.5/10
Plot
5.5/10
Effects
3.5/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
6/10
  • “Witness protection, with an extremely relaxed cigar policy.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 55

Synopsis and movie facts

A maverick cop must protect a female photographer who witnessed a murder and is now targeted by a ruthless biker gang.

Released
1987
Directed by
Stelvio Massi
Running time
85 min
Original title
Black Cobra

Starring

  • Fred Williamson as Detective Robert Malone
  • Eva Grimaldi as Elys Trumbo
  • Bruno Bilotta as Bandit Leader
  • Maurice Poli as Chief Max Walker
  • Vassili Karis as Malone's Partner
  • Sabrina Siani as Walker's Daughter
  • Gaetano Russo as Alan (as Ronald Russo)

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: The Black Cobra (1987), directed by Stelvio Massi. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.

  • Review · millionmonkeytheater.com

    The review identifies the film as an Italian variation on Cobra and repeatedly highlights Williamson's cigar-smoking, tough-cop persona. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.

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