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CrapScore 82, Premium Crap

The Astrologer

“Spectacular! Thrilling! Different!”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 82, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A fortune teller's rise to wealth and fame expands into a bizarre celebration of his own supposed importance. The film-within-a-film and breathless changes of fortune make the self-belief almost more interesting than the story.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
8.5/10
Plot
9.5/10
Effects
6/10
Dialogue
8.5/10
Rewatchability
8.5/10
  • “The stars predict success. The movie predicts rather a lot about its creator.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 82

Synopsis and movie facts

Craig Alexander, a con-man "psychic" on the carnival circuit receives the opportunity to pilfer some legendary rubies in Kenya. His luck holds and he winds up the sole beneficiary of the ill-gotten wealth, which he parlays into an astrological broadcasting empire. But once he reaches the top, there's only one direction he can go...

Released
1976
Directed by
Craig Denney
Running time
77 min

Starring

  • Craig Denney as Craig Marcus Alexander
  • Darrien Earle as Darrien
  • Rocky Barbanica as Young Alexander
  • Boyd Hamlyn as Boyd
  • Jacqueline Day as Rita
  • Lawrence Lee as Carnival Boss with Ax
  • James Moore as Carnival Assistant
  • Harvey Hunter as Kenya Prison Official

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