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CrapScore 86, Premium Crap

The Apple

“The Power of Rock... In 1994”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 86, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A futuristic record company turns pop stardom into a glittering moral trap. The songs, costumes and biblical symbolism grow so extravagantly literal that ordinary musical excess starts to look restrained.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
8/10
Plot
9.5/10
Effects
8/10
Dialogue
8.5/10
Rewatchability
9/10
  • “The music business is hell, and somebody gave hell a disco budget.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 86

Synopsis and movie facts

In a pseudo-futuristic 1994, a square couple enter the corrupt world of the music industry, and subsequently a maze of drugs, sex, and temptation.

Released
1980
Directed by
Menahem Golan
Running time
88 min

Starring

  • Catherine Mary Stewart as Bibi
  • George Gilmour as Alphie
  • Grace Kennedy as Pandi
  • Allan Love as Dandi
  • Joss Ackland as Mr. Topps / Hippie Leader
  • Vladek Sheybal as Boogalow
  • Ray Shell as Shake
  • Miriam Margolyes as Landlady

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