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CrapScore 60, Certified Crap

The American Astronaut

“Space is a lonely town”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 60, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
An interplanetary trader negotiates a chain of exchanges through a universe with very peculiar rules about men, women and forgiveness. Cory McAbee's black-and-white musical western has striking design and professional performers; the deadpan non-sequiturs make entry into its world decidedly optional.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
4/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
3.5/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
6.5/10
  • “A space western whose customs office appears to operate through song.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 60

Synopsis and movie facts

Samual Curtis's first mission in this bizarre science fiction musical comedy requires him to take a cat to a saloon on an asteroid. There, he meets his former dance partner (the Blueberry Pirate) and collects his payment: a device capable of producing a Real Live Girl.

Released
2001
Directed by
Cory McAbee
Running time
92 min

Starring

  • Cory McAbee as Samuel Curtis
  • Joshua Taylor as Blueberry Pirate
  • Greg Russell Cook as Boy
  • Rocco Sisto as Professor Hess
  • James Ransone as Bodysuit
  • Annie Golden as Cloris
  • Tom Aldredge as Old Man
  • Bill Buell as Eddie

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 21538.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review credits photography, production design and performers while finding the surreal narrative opaque.

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