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CrapScore 57, Certified Crap

The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T.

“The Wonder Musical of the Future!”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 57, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A boy's dread of piano lessons becomes a dream kingdom ruled by an extravagantly authoritarian music teacher. Dr. Seuss's fantasy supplies remarkable architecture and strange inventions, with musical numbers that sometimes slow the journey. A visually rich family-fantasy oddity whose craft deserves admiration.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
3.5/10
Plot
8.5/10
Effects
2/10
Dialogue
6.5/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “Piano practice has become an architectural and political emergency.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 57

Synopsis and movie facts

Young Bart Collins lives with his widowed mother Heloise. The major blight on Bart's existence is the hated piano lessons he is forced to endure under the tutelage of the autocratic Dr. Terwilliker. Bart feels that his mother has fallen under Terwilliker's sinister influence, and gripes to visiting plumber August Zabladowski, without much result. While grimly hammering away at his lessons, Bart dozes off and enters a fantastical musical dream.

Released
1953
Directed by
Roy Rowland
Running time
89 min

Starring

  • Peter Lind Hayes as August Zabladowski
  • Mary Healy as Heloise Collins
  • Hans Conried as Dr. Terwilliker
  • Tommy Rettig as Bartholomew Collins
  • Noel Cravat as Sgt. Lunk
  • Robert Heasley as Uncle Judson
  • Jack Heasley as Uncle Whitney
  • George Chakiris as Dancer

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 33743.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review praises the bizarre fantasy while finding the storytelling ponderous and musical numbers uneven.

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