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CrapScore 75, Premium Crap

Tank Girl

“In the future, the odds of survival are 1000 to 1. That's just the way she likes it.”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 75, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A water monopoly meets its least cooperative customer in a desert world of tanks, rebels and mutant allies. Lori Petty attacks the material with a grin while animation, prosthetics and musical numbers compete for attention. The restless style is both the attraction and the reason some viewers will need a break.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7.5/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
5.5/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
7.5/10
  • “The water company has received an armed complaint.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 75

Synopsis and movie facts

After a comet disrupts the rain cycle of Earth, the planet has become a desolate, barren desert by the year 2033. With resources scarce, Kesslee, head of the powerful and evil Water & Power Corporation, the de facto government, has taken control of the water supply. Unwilling to cower under Kesslee's tyrannical rule, a pair of outlaws known as Tank Girl and Jet Girl rise up, joining the mysterious rebel Rippers to destroy the corrupt system.

Released
1995
Directed by
Rachel Talalay
Running time
104 min

Starring

  • Lori Petty as Rebecca / Tank Girl
  • Naomi Watts as Jet Girl
  • Malcolm McDowell as Kesslee
  • Ice-T as T-Saint
  • Jeff Kober as Booga
  • Reg E. Cathey as Deetee
  • Scott Coffey as Donner
  • Don Harvey as Sgt. Small

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Tank Girl (1995), directed by Rachel Talalay. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.

  • Review · rogerebert.com

    Roger Ebert admires the ambition and range of visual techniques but finds the relentless energy tiring and the story difficult to care about. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.

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