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CrapScore 52, Certified Crap

Surf Nazis Must Die

“The Beaches Have Become Battlefields... The Waves Are A War Zone!”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 52, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
An earthquake leaves California's beaches to rival gangs, and a grieving mother eventually supplies the revenge. The outrageous title promises more energy than the sluggish action delivers; even exploitation veterans may find themselves checking the tide rather than the plot.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
7/10
Effects
3/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
3/10
  • “A magnificent title stranded on a very slow beach.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 52

Synopsis and movie facts

When a Black oil well worker is killed by a band of California neo-Nazis, his gun-wielding grandmother busts out of her retirement home to avenge him.

Released
1987
Directed by
Peter George
Running time
81 min

Starring

  • Gail Neely as Eleanor 'Mama' Washington
  • Robert Harden as Leroy
  • Barry Brenner as Adolf
  • Dawn Wildsmith as Eva
  • Michael Sonye as Mengele
  • Joel Hile as Hook
  • Gene Mitchell as Brutus
  • Tom Shell as Smeg

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