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CrapScore 79, Premium Crap

Super Mario Bros.

“This ain't no game.”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 79, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Two plumbers stumble into a grimy alternate world of dinosaur people and oddly interpreted video-game imagery. The sprawling production has energy to spare, but its relationship to Mario feels like a rumour that became less accurate with every retelling.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
9.5/10
Effects
7.5/10
Dialogue
7.5/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “The princess is in another castle. This adaptation is in another franchise.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 79

Synopsis and movie facts

Mario and Luigi, plumbers from Brooklyn, find themselves in an alternate universe where evolved dinosaurs live in hi-tech squalor. They're the only hope to save our universe from invasion by the dino dictator, Koopa.

Released
1993
Directed by
Rocky Morton
Running time
105 min

Starring

  • Bob Hoskins as Mario Mario
  • John Leguizamo as Luigi Mario
  • Dennis Hopper as King Koopa
  • Samantha Mathis as Daisy
  • Fisher Stevens as Iggy
  • Richard Edson as Spike
  • Fiona Shaw as Lena
  • Dana Kaminski as Daniella

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