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CrapScore 72, Premium Crap

Student Bodies

“At last the world's first comedy horror movie.”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 72, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A wheezing killer stalks a school in an early, deliberately silly slasher spoof. The on-screen body count, absurd weapons and constant interruption of familiar horror routines make this a good choice for people who enjoy arguing with the genre.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
4/10
Dialogue
9/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “The killer's breathing is its own supporting character.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 72

Synopsis and movie facts

This zany send-up of teen slasher flicks features a maniacal psycho known as the Breather, who stalks –and murders– promiscuous students at a suburban high school. The fanatical killer's unusual weapons include paper clips, blackboard erasers and eggplants.

Released
1981
Directed by
Mickey Rose
Running time
86 min

Starring

  • Kristen Riter as Toby Badger
  • Matthew Goldsby as Hardy
  • Joe Flood as Mr. Dumpkin
  • Mimi Weddell as Miss Mumsley
  • Joe Talarowski as Principal Peters
  • Carl Jacobs as Dr. Sigmund
  • Oscar James as Football Coach
  • Robyn Flanery as Joan

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