
Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning
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Stranded future officers attempt to rebuild their power in a Finnish parody of televised space adventure. The homemade production's digital ships and virtual sets are remarkably ambitious. The story assumes some familiarity with earlier shorts, but the scale of fan filmmaking is a substantial attraction.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 6/10
- Plot
- 9/10
- Effects
- 3.5/10
- Dialogue
- 8/10
- Rewatchability
- 8/10
“The stranded captain has rebuilt the fleet using extraordinary amounts of home computing.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 69
Synopsis and movie facts
Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning begins with Captain James B. Pirk of the starship Kickstart shipwrecked on the 21st century Earth with his crew. Originally from the distant future, Pirk and his crew traveled back in time to save the Earth from hostile aliens, but lost their ship and became stranded. Pirk's daily routine consists mainly of stuffing his face at the local fast food restaurant, and he is finding it difficult to convince the ladies he is, in fact, an intergalactic space hero from the future. As the prospects for humanity's conquest of space look increasingly bleaker, Pirk comes up with a questionable plan to save mankind's future...
- Released
- 2005
- Directed by
- Timo Vuorensola
- Running time
- 103 min
Starring
- Samuli Torssonen as Emperor James B. Pirk
- Atte Joutsen as Captain Joni K. Sherrypie
- Timo Vuorensola as Commander Dwarf
- Antti Satama as Info
- Karoliina Blackburn as P Union science officer
- Janos Honkonen as Sergei Fukov/Festerbester
- Seppo Honkanen as P Union scientist
- Tiina Routamaa as Lt Whip
Research behind this pick
Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.
- Film reference · themoviedb.org
Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 15493.
- Review · moriareviews.com
The review praises the virtual sets and homemade effects while noting story gaps explained mainly by earlier shorts.
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