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CrapScore 69, Certified Crap

Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning

Certified Crap. CrapScore 69, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Stranded future officers attempt to rebuild their power in a Finnish parody of televised space adventure. The homemade production's digital ships and virtual sets are remarkably ambitious. The story assumes some familiarity with earlier shorts, but the scale of fan filmmaking is a substantial attraction.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
3.5/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “The stranded captain has rebuilt the fleet using extraordinary amounts of home computing.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 69

Synopsis and movie facts

Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning begins with Captain James B. Pirk of the starship Kickstart shipwrecked on the 21st century Earth with his crew. Originally from the distant future, Pirk and his crew traveled back in time to save the Earth from hostile aliens, but lost their ship and became stranded. Pirk's daily routine consists mainly of stuffing his face at the local fast food restaurant, and he is finding it difficult to convince the ladies he is, in fact, an intergalactic space hero from the future. As the prospects for humanity's conquest of space look increasingly bleaker, Pirk comes up with a questionable plan to save mankind's future...

Released
2005
Directed by
Timo Vuorensola
Running time
103 min

Starring

  • Samuli Torssonen as Emperor James B. Pirk
  • Atte Joutsen as Captain Joni K. Sherrypie
  • Timo Vuorensola as Commander Dwarf
  • Antti Satama as Info
  • Karoliina Blackburn as P Union science officer
  • Janos Honkonen as Sergei Fukov/Festerbester
  • Seppo Honkanen as P Union scientist
  • Tiina Routamaa as Lt Whip

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 15493.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review praises the virtual sets and homemade effects while noting story gaps explained mainly by earlier shorts.

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