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CrapScore 66, Certified Crap

Star Slammer

“Untamed. Uncaged. Unleashed In Space.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 66, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
An imprisoned space adventurer navigates an interstellar jail whose rules appear designed by several unrelated exploitation films. The knowingly pulpy combination of robots, prison melodrama and cheap futuristic spectacle is at its best when it stops explaining and lets the oddities collide.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
5/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
6/10
  • “The prison handbook has been assembled from other people's space movies.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 66

Synopsis and movie facts

Two women who have been unjustly confined to a prison planet plot their escape, all the while having to put up with unhinged guards, crazed wardens and mutant rodents.

Released
1986
Directed by
Fred Olen Ray
Running time
86 min

Starring

  • Sandy Brooke as Taura
  • Susan Stokey as Mike
  • Ross Hagen as Bantor
  • Marya Gant as Warden Exene
  • Aldo Ray as The Inquisitor
  • Dawn Wildsmith as Muffin
  • Richard Hench as Garth
  • Michael Sonye as Krago

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