Slotherhouse
“Don't rush, die slow.”
Certified Crap. CrapScore 67, rated by 1 admin.
Higher CrapScores mean more entertainingly bad. How we score movies.
A sorority adopts a sloth for social-media attention and discovers that slow living does not mean peaceful living. This knowingly ridiculous slasher gives its mascot an absurdly productive schedule. The premise is the main attraction; the familiar sorority rivalry takes longer to earn its place.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 6.5/10
- Plot
- 8.5/10
- Effects
- 6/10
- Dialogue
- 6/10
- Rewatchability
- 6.5/10
“The mascot has quietly cleared its schedule for murder.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 67
Synopsis and movie facts
Emily Young, a senior, wants to be elected as her sorority's president. She adopts a cute sloth, thinking it can become the new mascot and help her win, until a string of fatalities implicate the sloth as the main suspect in the murders.
- Released
- 2023
- Directed by
- Matthew Goodhue
- Running time
- 93 min
Starring
- Lisa Ambalavanar as Emily
- Sydney Craven as Brianna
- Andrew Horton as Tyler
- Bianca Beckles-Rose as Zenny
- Olivia Rouyre as Madison
- Tiff Stevenson as Ms. Mayflower
- Sutter Nolan as Sarah
- Milica Vrzić as Gabby
Research behind this pick
Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.
- Film reference · themoviedb.org
TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Slotherhouse (2023), directed by Matthew Goodhue. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.
- Review · variety.com
Variety acknowledges more craft than expected but finds the film insufficiently funny or scary to sustain its pun-based premise; the score reflects those limitations. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.
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